Part Three

                                             Hamburguers
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In the last episode of My Little Noobs, Jack was in a party with Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Twilight Sparkle and Fluttershy. He was very tired and asked everyone where he could sleep. Twilight offered him her house and he accepted it. When everyone was inside the houses, jack was outside, in a chair thinking about his day. But yes, he slept after all that shit.
                           Let's start mother fucker!


Rainbow Dash: JACK! Wake UP THERE'S A DRAGON ATTACKING PONY VILLE
Jack: Yeah yea very funny rainbow dash.
Rainbow Dash: Actually I'M NOT KIDDING!
Jack: Ok where is he then?
Rainbow Dash: Come on, he is here and is destroying all the CITY!
Jack: What you would do if I was not here?
Rainbow Dash: NO TIME FOR TALKING!
Jack: Come on, it's just a stupid dragon!
Rainbow Dash: So beat the goddamn stupid dragon your faggot!
Jack: Ok where is he?
Rainbow Dash: You can't see him?
Jack: No? Where is?
Rainbow Dash: Right on your back.
Jack looks at his back very fast
Everypony in pony ville: SURPRISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Jack: Damn, how I didn't notice all that ponies in my back o.O
Rainbow Dash: It's because you are very stupid (*laughs a lot)
Jack: Look rainbow dash, the Wonderbolts in your back!
Rainbow Dash: OMG WHERE?
Everypony in the party starts laughing.
Jack: See, you're very stupid too.
Rainbow Dash: -.-'
The party was very good, but there was a problem, a dragon really come after the party, destroying everything, burning every house and taking a shit in the village garden without wiping his ass!
Jack: Holy shit, I think I'll have to kick some ass today!
Rainbow Dash: Can I help?
Pinkie Pie: I want to help too! :>
Twilight Sparkle: and me too!
Jack: Wait, wait a minute, who's that guy in your back twilight?
Twilight Sparkle: Oh! This is Spike, spike say hello to jack.
Spike: Hello jack, twilight told me much about you!
Jack: Really? And wait she said?
Twilight Sparkle: Yea spike, what I said?
Spike: Ehhnm, things...
Jack: ..
Rainbow dash and Pinkie Pie: Come on girls we have to kick the dragons ass! 
Jack: Yeah Let's go
Wow!, Yea rainbow kick his ass, omg jack! Yeaaaa nice hit dude oh crap u cut the dragon's head off! WTF pinkie beautiful hit in his ass! The fight was awesome, and of course they lose win. But fluttershy and the other ponies didn't join the fight, because they were too faggots scary.
Jack: Hey, who want's a pizza now?
Spike: Someone said something about pizza?
Pinkie Pie: There's no pizza in this village jack hehehe'
Spike: Yes, that sucks...
Jack: Seriously? What you girls eat?
Pinkie Pie: Hay...
Jack: What!? I'll not eat hay, where is Applejack I want some apples!
Applejack: I'm here jack
Jack: I need APPLES 
Applejack: Ok ok, calm down I'll get some apples for you but you have to wait.
Jack: Ok, I can wait.
And applejack got some rotten apples for jack.
Jack: Yay, thanks for this shit.
Applejack: No problem! 
Jack: I'm bored as fuck...
Pinkie Pie: How can you be bored in a party?
Jack: I'm tired of parties, you girls only do parties?
Pinkie Pie: I do :D
Jack: ..
Rainbow Dash: I like to fuck fly all the time :)
Jack: I don't have wings.
Applejack: I get a LOT dicks apple's from the trees!
Jack: Not very fun... for me.
Applejack: :/
Rarity: I make a lot dresses
Jack: That's very female for me, sorry.
Rarirty: Ok then.
Fluttershy: I can teach you things about some animals and...
Jack: Sorry fluttershy, I don't like the idea.
Rainbow Dash: So what you wanna do?
Jack: I don't know! I'm just... bored.
Rarity: Hey girls, I have to go, I'll make a new dress right now, a brilliant idea in my mind!
Jack: Ok, good luck then bitch.
Rainbow Dash: Ok rarity, good luck :D


To
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Continued
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Ok this episode was a shit, I don't have too many ideas so let's wait the next episode to see if jack will suck a black guy dick and die for a turtle in a basket with rainbow dash and michael jackson.  [EDIT]27/06/12, heh it wasn't too bad! [/EDIT]






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