Part four

I used my keyboard for that

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In the last episode of My little noobs, Jack, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash kicked a dragon's ass. No one knows why a dragon come to Pony Ville, but Jack thinks was his fault.


Twilight Sparkle: Spike, what you think about making a potion to transform jack in a pony too? (Funny face)
Spike: Hahaha, it would be nice, but temporary, I don't think he will like too much...
Twilight Sparkle: Who cares?
Spike: What you said..? Jack is a nice person you can't transform him in a thing he don't want to be!
Twilight Sparkle: Hey! Ponies are not things, are beautiful and radiant animals with..
Spike: Ok stop, I know they are beautiful and all this shit but you can't do that with jack!
Twilight Sparkle: Fine!, I'll make a temporary potion then...
Twilight Sparkle: But I don't think it will work!
Spike: It have to work! You can't transform jack in a pony for ever!
Twilight Sparkle: Shhh! No one can hear that spike!
Spike: Woops, sorry.
Twilight Sparkle: Ok, give me the potions book.
*Spike search for the book and finds it
Spike: There is
Twilight Sparkle: Good, now let me see...
Twilight Sparkle: Bigger dick potion, nah *turns to another page
Twilight Sparkle: Health potion, nah *turns to another page
Twilight Sparkle: Pizza making potion, what the fuck is that? *turns to another page
Twilight Sparkle: Dragon killing potion, nah *turns to another page
Twilight Sparkle: THERE IS, Transforming potion! All I need is:
Twilight Sparkle: bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla...
Spike: Save the pizza making page, I'll try to make one later hehe'
Michael Jackson: Wooow I want one piece of pizza guys
Twilight Sparkle: Ok, let's make this shit now...
Spike: Now??? But I'm hungry!
Twilight Sparkle: Ok go eat then fucking piece of shit loser gay noob.
       Humilhation sound*
Spike: More respect twilight! You are learning too many bad things from Jack
Twilight Sparkle: Shut up.
       Humilhation sound*
And after 2 hours they made the fucking potion, it's time to transform jack into a crap pony! But where he is?
Twilight Sparkle: Spike, can you search for jack and make he drink this goddamn potion?
Spike: Sure.
So spike searched for Jack for 1 fucking hour! Ok he eated something for 59 minutes then he started searching for Jack.
Spike: Hey asshole, twilight send this drink for you, said it can make you stronger so you can beat more dragons and all this stuff.
Jack: For free?
Spike: Yep.
Jack: Ok gimme that shit then.
Spike: There is, drink it fast I have a pizza to make.
Jack: *Drink the potion
Jack: Pizza? How will you make it?
Spike: Pizza potion!
Jack: Awesome!
Spike: Ok cya.
Jack: Wait, how many time I have to wait for the effect?
Spike: I don't know, twilight is a bitch and didn't said anything about the effect time.
Jack: Fuck.. ok hope it come fast.
Spike: Cya
Jack: Cya bro
So jack waited only 30 minutes for the effect, he didn't notice he was a pony already.
PonyJack: Hey rainbow dash, sup?
Rainbow Dash: Who fuck are you?
PonyJack: Kidding? It's me Jack.
Rainbow Dash: Jack isn't a pony.
PonyJack: But I'm not a... *Looks at himself
PonyJack: OMFG WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? HELP ME RAINBOW DASH
Rainbow Dash: Dude, you have problems!
PonyJack: IT'S ME JACK I THINK I GOT TRANSFORMED TO A PONY!
Rainbow Dash: ...
PonyJack: *Run to everywhere like a idiot.
PonyJack: Trips and fall in Twilight Sparkle front.
Twilight Sparkle: You look very adorable Jack heheheh'
PonyJack: What the fuck is happening?
Twilight Sparkle: Well, you are black with fire tails and..
PonyJack: Ok goddamn I know that but WHY I LOOK LIKE THAT?
Twilight Sparkle: Probably you drink some potion that makes you look like that.. and you are actually very beautiful and badass hehe'
PonyJack: Oh thanks for OH COME ON I HATE TO BE A PONY
Twilight Sparkle: I'll make a new name for you, what about Flaming Jack?
Flaming Jack: Oh I like the name and.. WTF AM I SAYING?
Twilight Sparkle: Jack, accept it, you have to be a pony.
Flaming Jack: My God I was a human for 34 years and now I became another race? WHY!
Twilight Sparkle: It will be nice, I promise, come here I'll show you to the girls!
*Throws a flaming ball to the sky and it explodes making a red circle.
Twilight Sparkle: Oh shit, what was that????
Flaming Jack: Wow, that was AWESOME, I think I have fire skills, that's why I'm red and have this.. thing in my ass
*Check his ass
Twilight Sparkle: That's your cutie mark, it's a.. flame ball.
Flaming Jack: Haha, You're right twilight, I think I'll like to be a pony!
Twilight Sparkle: But becareful your skill can..
Flaming Jack: *Goes away
Twilight Sparkle: do bad things... *Speaks to no one.


To
Be
Continued
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What will happen in the next episode? I don't give a fuck.
Let's wait to know!


Flaming jack: Throws a flame ball in the sky:
       

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