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Jack: Can we just go to that shit, I don't have the whole day...
Pinkie Pie: YAY It will be SUPER FUN.
Jack: Hope so.
Rainbow dash, Applejack, Pinkie Pie and Jack started walking around Ponyville until they reach Pinkie's house. On the way, they found a yellow with pink tails and hair pony.
Pinkie Pie: Hey Fluttershy, wanna come to a party?
Fluttershy: Oh, of course I would love it :)
Jack: Whatever, can we just GO? I have things to do I can't waste my time.
Rainbow Dash: Seriously jack? What you have to do?
Jack: Not your business, crap pony.
Rainbow Dash: Jack, you suck.
Jack: Yea yea, let's go I don't want to waste my time.
Fluttershy: Ehnn, who's that guy?
Jack: Hello, my name is Jack I'm a dragon slayer.
Fluttershy: Why killing dragons if you can calm them and teach them what is correct and..
Jack: Killing is better.
Fluttershy: But..
Jack: Shhh.
Rainbow Dash: ..Poor fluttershy (Whispers to Applejack)
Pinkie Pie: Jack, why you can't be friendly, we are nice with you if you be nice with us too :/
Fluttershy: Yes, I can be nice with him...
Applejack: Me too
Rainbow Dash: What? I can't be nice with this idio(Applejack cover rainbow dash's mouth)
Applejack: Rainbow dash! You have to be friendly with him. Please!
Rainbow Dash: AHHH Fineeeeeee.
Pinkie Pie: Good, well, this is my home, I'll call everyone and be right there in 1 minute.
Jack: Ok, go fast.
And pinkie pie don't lie, 1 minute later she come back with a lot of pony's and a beautiful and perfect one: RarityRarity is white with blue eyes and purple tail and hair. And she come with a friend, Twilight Sparkle,a purple pony with colored tail and hair.
Jack: Thanks pinkie, you like parties huh?
Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie always make nice parties, mainly when there are new..
Jack: Twilight, shut up, I ask a question for Pinkie not for you.
Rainbow Dash: OK I'M JUST SICK, THIS GUY IS STUPID AS FUCK, CAN'T YOU JUST GO TO HELL OR SOMETHING?
Jack: Why you don't go first?
Rainbow Dash: I'M NOT STUPID LIKE YOU.
Fluttershy: Girls...
Rainbow Dash: You are the shittiest person I ever saw in my entire life.
Jack: Yea why you don't (fluttershy speaks in the front)
Fluttershy: GIRLS!
Twilight Sparkle: Jack, you are in pony ville now, you have to be nice, stop being a dick please!
Jack: Haha, ok,ok, maybe I'll try.
Rarity: Yeah try to be nice, we want nice people in this village :D
Fluttershy: Yes that's true!
Pinkie Pie: So, you girls will have fun in the party or prefer to fight?
Jack: Where I can sleep?
Rainbow Dash: In a bed (Starts laughing*)
Jack: What if I sleep in a cloud like you?
Rainbow Dash: You can't fly.
Twilight Sparkle: He can sleep in my house, if he don't destroy everything...
Jack: Oh, nice, I would like it, thanks twilight.
Twilight Sparkle: You're welcome.
Jack: Hey, rainbow dash, sorry for making you angry.
Rainbow Dash: More careful next time.
Jack: Applejack, fluttershy, rarity, twilight and pinkie pie, sorry for being a dick.
Pinkie Pie: I forgive you jack :)
Fluttershy: Me too...
Rarity: And me too.
Applejack: Me too, but remember, be nice with everypony here, please.
Jack: I'll try.
And after the party, it was night already, they got in their houses, and tried to sleep, except Jack, he was outside, sitting on a chair, thinking about the day.
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What will happen next day? Let's wait the
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