Part one

Oh shit, let's start the part one of this crap!

Too many years ago, a guy called gay Jack killed a Dragon in a strange and dark cave, the dragon was giant and tried to kick his ass, but Jack was not idiot and gave him a goddamn strong magic, killing the stupid dragon and winning the crap fight. After that he quit the shit cave and started looking for somewhere for shelter. That's how he reached Pony Ville in Equestria.

He didn't like the place too much, for him it was very female...

Jack: This place is so gay!

The first person he encountered was pink and CRAZY.

Jack: Where fuck am I? What the fuck are you?

Pink pony: My name is pinkie pie :D

Jack: I don't care! What I have to do to find the king of this place?

Pinkie Pie: It's a princess, and her name is Princess Celestia.

Jack: Seriously? And how I can talk with her?

Pinkie Pie: You can't, first you have to meet everyone here! :D

Jack: Oh shit, okay then let's go...

They started walking inside the ville, and the second person jack meet was blue, it has a wing, and rainbows in the tails and hair.

Blue pony with rainbows: Hello, my name is Rainbow Dash

Jack: Whatever, where are the other ponies?

Rainbow Dash: Hey! Who you think you are? I am the best pony here nevermind the others...

Jack: Yea? Really? Why you are the best? Because you have these crappy wings?

Silence...

Pinkie Pie: Ehhm, let's make a party? I'll call everyone in Pony Ville!!!!!

Jack: Damn, I'm a dragon killer, an warrior and I have to get in a party with shit ponies?

Hey! A strange voice from the back

It's me, Applejack!

Jack: More assholes?

Rainbow Dash: The only asshole here is you!

Jack: Do you want to die?

Pinkie Pie: GIRLS, can't we just stop fighting and make a damn party?

Rainbow Dash: Okay, let's go then...
Applejack: A party?  Yay,  Can I join?
Pinkie Pie: Of course you can!
Jack: Can we just go to that shit, I don't have the whole day...

Soon, the next part will be on :D

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Actually, this is just a demo, the real parts will be a bit longer ;D