Part Five

What's up my subscribers? I don't even care.
Let's just make part five cause I don't want to waste my time.
   LAWL LAWL
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At the last episode of My little Noobs, Jack as been transformed into a pony and now

it's called Flaming Jack, his cutie mark it's a flame ball, do you know what that means?

Me neither bitch.

At twilight sparkle house:

Twilight Sparkle: Spike, Flaming jack is loving to be a pony, but I forgot one thing, the potion, IT'S NOT PERMANENT!

Spike: Oh yes, that's truth.

Twilight Sparkle: Spike! If Jack discovers that he will be extremely sad, we have to do something!

Spike: Just make a potion to make the other potion permanent...

Twilight Sparkle: It's not that easy Spike, if we put two potions in a person at the same time, he can just stop being a pony and stop being human too, he can just turn into a dragon or maybe a rat!

Spike: Holy guacamole! It would be awesome jack being a DRAGON!

Twilight Sparkle: What if he just get transformed into a rat by accident? It would be my fault spike...

Spike: Yeah that's truth.

Twilight Sparkle: These days I didn't send any letter to Princess Celestia, I must do...

Well, maybe I learn something today!

Spike: You learned a lot of things, you just didn't make the letters.

Twilight Sparkle: Maybe you're right...

Applejack: Twilight! Hey twilight!

Twilight Sparkle: Come in Applejack

Applejack: Twilight, flaming jack is burning my damn apples, say to that idiot to stop or I'll kick his ass!

Twilight Sparkle: Calm down applejack!

Spike: Why hell is jack burning your apples, Applejack?

Applejack: Well, I actually don't know...

Spike: Guess we will have to go check it, wanna go twilight?

Twilight Sparkle: Wait, applejack, I have to tell you, the potion I used to jack become a pony... well, it's not permanent, he will became human again, maybe today.

Applejack: WHAT!? He will get very sad if that happens... Is there any way to make his pony life permanent?

Spike: It would be better to tell him the truth... In my opinion.

Applejack: I agree spike, twilight, let's tell him the truth, please, to avoid problems.

Twilight Sparkle: Ok, let's do it...

Applejack: Ok, Let's go, just follow me.

So they did.

Applejack: Flaming jack, what the fuck are you doing, stop burning my apples you idiot!

Flaming Jack: Burning apples? I'm trying to make hot apples because I'm hungry!

Applejack: Looks like you failed like 80 times...

Flaming Jack: Ok, maybe I suck at cooking but... That doesn't matter... Well, sorry for burning your apples, 
heh.

Applejack: No problem... 

Twilight Sparkle: Ehnn.. Jack.. I have to tell you one thing.

Flaming Jack: Sure, say it.

Twilight Sparkle: Ehnn..ehn...

Spike: You will be human again jack, because twilight potion it's not permanent.

Flaming Jack: WHAT!? NO NO NO NO NO NO , or maybe... YES YES YES or..

OMG, I LIKE TO BE A PONY BUT I HAVE A CHANCE TO BE HUMAN AGAIN, OMG I DON'T KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO CHOOSE, HELP ME TWILIGHT!

Twilight Sparkle: Wait, I have a idea, it's very simple. When you become human again, I'll make the potion to make you a pony, but I'll use the permanent one, see? Very easy!

Flaming Jack: Can't you just use a magic spell?

Twilight Sparkle: I don't know how to make you a pony for permanent with spells, sorry.

Flaming Jack: Okay, let's wait and see what will happen.

Spike: Jack, you said you're hungry?

Flaming Jack: Yeah, why?

Spike: Twilight have a potion of pizza making, very strange but it works, I think...

Flaming Jack: Aw Yeah, I love pizza!

Applejack: Problem if I get a slice?

Spike: Of course not, applejack.

Twilight Sparkle: I'll try to make the potion

After 2 hours, finally twilight did the potion, and they make a pizza that looks like this:

Twilight's pizza

Applejack: I am not going to eat that thing.

Twilight Sparkle: Well, sorry guys, I really suck at pizza potion making... but we can eat another things, applejack, do you have that delicious apple pie?

Applejack: I can make one right now!

Twilight Sparkle: Okay thanks!

Flaming Jack: So, when will I get transformed into human again Twilight?

Twilight Sparkle: Actually, I don't know, jack.

Flaming Jack: Why you don't call me Flaming jack instead of jack?

Twilight Sparkle: Why you don't call me Twilight Sparkle instead of Twilight?

Flaming Jack: You're right...

Spike: Damn, I'm hungry...

Twilight Sparkle: Just be patient spike, applejack is making apple pies for us.

Spike: I know, but I'm veeeeery hungry, you know it?

Flaming Jack: I'm sexy and I know it! 

Spike: Dafuq?

Twilight Sparkle: Lawl!

Applejack: There is, four apple pies!

Twilight Sparkle: Thanks applejack!

Spike: OMG gimme that, MY PRECIOUS!

 (Applejack's face to spike)

Flaming Jack: Thanks applejack, it's delicious!

Applejack: No problem guys, I'll always do my best.

Flaming Jack: I'm just scared of being transformed in a human again, and can't never come back.

Applejack: Don't worry jack, twilight will help you.

Spike: Yea, twilight is the smartest pony ever!

Twilight Sparkle: (Shame face)

Flaming Jack: Thanks everyone for helping... Never been so happy before, pony ville is the best place in the world!

Everyone: ^^

Flaming Jack: Twilight, I think there's a bad thing in your idea...

Twilight Sparkle: What's wrong Jack?

Flaming Jack: If I became human and then drink another potion to get transformed into a pony you don't think I'll lose my cutie mark and all the skills?

Twilight Sparkle: ..

Applejack: Oh no...

Spike:I Think he is right... and that's bad...

Stop! To be continued :)

Part four

I used my keyboard for that

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In the last episode of My little noobs, Jack, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash kicked a dragon's ass. No one knows why a dragon come to Pony Ville, but Jack thinks was his fault.


Twilight Sparkle: Spike, what you think about making a potion to transform jack in a pony too? (Funny face)
Spike: Hahaha, it would be nice, but temporary, I don't think he will like too much...
Twilight Sparkle: Who cares?
Spike: What you said..? Jack is a nice person you can't transform him in a thing he don't want to be!
Twilight Sparkle: Hey! Ponies are not things, are beautiful and radiant animals with..
Spike: Ok stop, I know they are beautiful and all this shit but you can't do that with jack!
Twilight Sparkle: Fine!, I'll make a temporary potion then...
Twilight Sparkle: But I don't think it will work!
Spike: It have to work! You can't transform jack in a pony for ever!
Twilight Sparkle: Shhh! No one can hear that spike!
Spike: Woops, sorry.
Twilight Sparkle: Ok, give me the potions book.
*Spike search for the book and finds it
Spike: There is
Twilight Sparkle: Good, now let me see...
Twilight Sparkle: Bigger dick potion, nah *turns to another page
Twilight Sparkle: Health potion, nah *turns to another page
Twilight Sparkle: Pizza making potion, what the fuck is that? *turns to another page
Twilight Sparkle: Dragon killing potion, nah *turns to another page
Twilight Sparkle: THERE IS, Transforming potion! All I need is:
Twilight Sparkle: bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla...
Spike: Save the pizza making page, I'll try to make one later hehe'
Michael Jackson: Wooow I want one piece of pizza guys
Twilight Sparkle: Ok, let's make this shit now...
Spike: Now??? But I'm hungry!
Twilight Sparkle: Ok go eat then fucking piece of shit loser gay noob.
       Humilhation sound*
Spike: More respect twilight! You are learning too many bad things from Jack
Twilight Sparkle: Shut up.
       Humilhation sound*
And after 2 hours they made the fucking potion, it's time to transform jack into a crap pony! But where he is?
Twilight Sparkle: Spike, can you search for jack and make he drink this goddamn potion?
Spike: Sure.
So spike searched for Jack for 1 fucking hour! Ok he eated something for 59 minutes then he started searching for Jack.
Spike: Hey asshole, twilight send this drink for you, said it can make you stronger so you can beat more dragons and all this stuff.
Jack: For free?
Spike: Yep.
Jack: Ok gimme that shit then.
Spike: There is, drink it fast I have a pizza to make.
Jack: *Drink the potion
Jack: Pizza? How will you make it?
Spike: Pizza potion!
Jack: Awesome!
Spike: Ok cya.
Jack: Wait, how many time I have to wait for the effect?
Spike: I don't know, twilight is a bitch and didn't said anything about the effect time.
Jack: Fuck.. ok hope it come fast.
Spike: Cya
Jack: Cya bro
So jack waited only 30 minutes for the effect, he didn't notice he was a pony already.
PonyJack: Hey rainbow dash, sup?
Rainbow Dash: Who fuck are you?
PonyJack: Kidding? It's me Jack.
Rainbow Dash: Jack isn't a pony.
PonyJack: But I'm not a... *Looks at himself
PonyJack: OMFG WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? HELP ME RAINBOW DASH
Rainbow Dash: Dude, you have problems!
PonyJack: IT'S ME JACK I THINK I GOT TRANSFORMED TO A PONY!
Rainbow Dash: ...
PonyJack: *Run to everywhere like a idiot.
PonyJack: Trips and fall in Twilight Sparkle front.
Twilight Sparkle: You look very adorable Jack heheheh'
PonyJack: What the fuck is happening?
Twilight Sparkle: Well, you are black with fire tails and..
PonyJack: Ok goddamn I know that but WHY I LOOK LIKE THAT?
Twilight Sparkle: Probably you drink some potion that makes you look like that.. and you are actually very beautiful and badass hehe'
PonyJack: Oh thanks for OH COME ON I HATE TO BE A PONY
Twilight Sparkle: I'll make a new name for you, what about Flaming Jack?
Flaming Jack: Oh I like the name and.. WTF AM I SAYING?
Twilight Sparkle: Jack, accept it, you have to be a pony.
Flaming Jack: My God I was a human for 34 years and now I became another race? WHY!
Twilight Sparkle: It will be nice, I promise, come here I'll show you to the girls!
*Throws a flaming ball to the sky and it explodes making a red circle.
Twilight Sparkle: Oh shit, what was that????
Flaming Jack: Wow, that was AWESOME, I think I have fire skills, that's why I'm red and have this.. thing in my ass
*Check his ass
Twilight Sparkle: That's your cutie mark, it's a.. flame ball.
Flaming Jack: Haha, You're right twilight, I think I'll like to be a pony!
Twilight Sparkle: But becareful your skill can..
Flaming Jack: *Goes away
Twilight Sparkle: do bad things... *Speaks to no one.


To
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What will happen in the next episode? I don't give a fuck.
Let's wait to know!


Flaming jack: Throws a flame ball in the sky:
       

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Part Three

                                             Hamburguers
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In the last episode of My Little Noobs, Jack was in a party with Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Twilight Sparkle and Fluttershy. He was very tired and asked everyone where he could sleep. Twilight offered him her house and he accepted it. When everyone was inside the houses, jack was outside, in a chair thinking about his day. But yes, he slept after all that shit.
                           Let's start mother fucker!


Rainbow Dash: JACK! Wake UP THERE'S A DRAGON ATTACKING PONY VILLE
Jack: Yeah yea very funny rainbow dash.
Rainbow Dash: Actually I'M NOT KIDDING!
Jack: Ok where is he then?
Rainbow Dash: Come on, he is here and is destroying all the CITY!
Jack: What you would do if I was not here?
Rainbow Dash: NO TIME FOR TALKING!
Jack: Come on, it's just a stupid dragon!
Rainbow Dash: So beat the goddamn stupid dragon your faggot!
Jack: Ok where is he?
Rainbow Dash: You can't see him?
Jack: No? Where is?
Rainbow Dash: Right on your back.
Jack looks at his back very fast
Everypony in pony ville: SURPRISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Jack: Damn, how I didn't notice all that ponies in my back o.O
Rainbow Dash: It's because you are very stupid (*laughs a lot)
Jack: Look rainbow dash, the Wonderbolts in your back!
Rainbow Dash: OMG WHERE?
Everypony in the party starts laughing.
Jack: See, you're very stupid too.
Rainbow Dash: -.-'
The party was very good, but there was a problem, a dragon really come after the party, destroying everything, burning every house and taking a shit in the village garden without wiping his ass!
Jack: Holy shit, I think I'll have to kick some ass today!
Rainbow Dash: Can I help?
Pinkie Pie: I want to help too! :>
Twilight Sparkle: and me too!
Jack: Wait, wait a minute, who's that guy in your back twilight?
Twilight Sparkle: Oh! This is Spike, spike say hello to jack.
Spike: Hello jack, twilight told me much about you!
Jack: Really? And wait she said?
Twilight Sparkle: Yea spike, what I said?
Spike: Ehhnm, things...
Jack: ..
Rainbow dash and Pinkie Pie: Come on girls we have to kick the dragons ass! 
Jack: Yeah Let's go
Wow!, Yea rainbow kick his ass, omg jack! Yeaaaa nice hit dude oh crap u cut the dragon's head off! WTF pinkie beautiful hit in his ass! The fight was awesome, and of course they lose win. But fluttershy and the other ponies didn't join the fight, because they were too faggots scary.
Jack: Hey, who want's a pizza now?
Spike: Someone said something about pizza?
Pinkie Pie: There's no pizza in this village jack hehehe'
Spike: Yes, that sucks...
Jack: Seriously? What you girls eat?
Pinkie Pie: Hay...
Jack: What!? I'll not eat hay, where is Applejack I want some apples!
Applejack: I'm here jack
Jack: I need APPLES 
Applejack: Ok ok, calm down I'll get some apples for you but you have to wait.
Jack: Ok, I can wait.
And applejack got some rotten apples for jack.
Jack: Yay, thanks for this shit.
Applejack: No problem! 
Jack: I'm bored as fuck...
Pinkie Pie: How can you be bored in a party?
Jack: I'm tired of parties, you girls only do parties?
Pinkie Pie: I do :D
Jack: ..
Rainbow Dash: I like to fuck fly all the time :)
Jack: I don't have wings.
Applejack: I get a LOT dicks apple's from the trees!
Jack: Not very fun... for me.
Applejack: :/
Rarity: I make a lot dresses
Jack: That's very female for me, sorry.
Rarirty: Ok then.
Fluttershy: I can teach you things about some animals and...
Jack: Sorry fluttershy, I don't like the idea.
Rainbow Dash: So what you wanna do?
Jack: I don't know! I'm just... bored.
Rarity: Hey girls, I have to go, I'll make a new dress right now, a brilliant idea in my mind!
Jack: Ok, good luck then bitch.
Rainbow Dash: Ok rarity, good luck :D


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Ok this episode was a shit, I don't have too many ideas so let's wait the next episode to see if jack will suck a black guy dick and die for a turtle in a basket with rainbow dash and michael jackson.  [EDIT]27/06/12, heh it wasn't too bad! [/EDIT]






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Part two

In the last episode of My little noobs,Jack was going to a shit party with pinkie pie, rainbow dash and Applejack, now let's see what the fuck will happen:
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Jack: Can we just go to that shit, I don't have the whole day...
Pinkie Pie: YAY It will be SUPER FUN.
Jack: Hope so.
Rainbow dash, Applejack, Pinkie Pie and Jack started walking around Ponyville until they reach Pinkie's house. On the way, they found a yellow with pink tails and hair pony.
Pinkie Pie: Hey Fluttershy, wanna come to a party?
Fluttershy: Oh, of course I would love it :)
Jack: Whatever, can we just GO? I have things to do I can't waste my time.
Rainbow Dash: Seriously jack? What you have to do?
Jack: Not your business, crap pony.
Rainbow Dash: Jack, you suck.
Jack: Yea yea, let's go I don't want to waste my time.
Fluttershy: Ehnn, who's that guy?
Jack: Hello, my name is Jack I'm a dragon slayer.
Fluttershy: Why killing dragons if you can calm them and teach them what is correct and..
Jack: Killing is better.
Fluttershy: But..
Jack: Shhh.
Rainbow Dash: ..Poor fluttershy     (Whispers to Applejack)
Pinkie Pie: Jack, why you can't be friendly, we are nice with you if you be nice with us too :/
Fluttershy: Yes, I can be nice with him...
Applejack: Me too
Rainbow Dash: What? I can't be nice with this idio(Applejack cover rainbow dash's mouth)
Applejack: Rainbow dash! You have to be friendly with him. Please!
Rainbow Dash: AHHH Fineeeeeee.
Pinkie Pie: Good, well, this is my home, I'll call everyone and be right there in 1 minute.
Jack: Ok, go fast.
And pinkie pie don't lie, 1 minute later she come back with a lot of pony's and a beautiful and perfect one: Rarity
Rarity is white with blue eyes and purple tail and hair. And she come with a friend, Twilight Sparkle,a purple pony with colored tail and hair.
Jack: Thanks pinkie, you like parties huh?
Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie always make nice parties, mainly when there are new..
Jack: Twilight, shut up, I ask a question for Pinkie not for you.

Twilight Sparkle: Oh, ok then :(
Rainbow Dash: OK I'M JUST SICK, THIS GUY IS STUPID AS FUCK, CAN'T YOU JUST GO TO HELL OR SOMETHING?
Jack: Why you don't go first?
Rainbow Dash: I'M NOT STUPID LIKE YOU.
Fluttershy: Girls...

 Jack: You are the shittiest pony i've saw in this village.
 Rainbow Dash: You are the shittiest person I ever saw in my entire life.
 Jack: Yea why you don't (fluttershy speaks in the front)
 Fluttershy: GIRLS!
 Twilight Sparkle: Jack, you are in pony ville now, you have to be nice, stop being a dick please!
 Jack: Haha, ok,ok, maybe I'll try.
 Rarity: Yeah try to be nice, we want nice people in this village :D
 Fluttershy: Yes that's true!
 Pinkie Pie: So, you girls will have fun in the party or prefer to fight?
 Jack: Where I can sleep?
 Rainbow Dash: In a bed (Starts laughing*)  
 Jack: What if I sleep in a cloud like you?
 Rainbow Dash: You can't fly.
 Twilight Sparkle: He can sleep in my house, if he don't destroy everything...
 Jack: Oh, nice, I would like it, thanks twilight.
 Twilight Sparkle: You're welcome.
 Jack: Hey, rainbow dash, sorry for making you angry.
 Rainbow Dash: More careful next time.
 Jack: Applejack, fluttershy, rarity, twilight and pinkie pie, sorry for being a dick.
 Pinkie Pie: I forgive you jack :)
 Fluttershy: Me too...
 Rarity: And me too. 
 Applejack: Me too, but remember, be nice with everypony here, please.
 Jack: I'll try.
And after the party, it was night already, they got in their houses, and tried to sleep, except Jack, he was outside, sitting on a chair, thinking about the day.
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What will happen next day? Let's wait the goddamn part 3.

~By AyMoN Arothis 

Part one

Oh shit, let's start the part one of this crap!

Too many years ago, a guy called gay Jack killed a Dragon in a strange and dark cave, the dragon was giant and tried to kick his ass, but Jack was not idiot and gave him a goddamn strong magic, killing the stupid dragon and winning the crap fight. After that he quit the shit cave and started looking for somewhere for shelter. That's how he reached Pony Ville in Equestria.

He didn't like the place too much, for him it was very female...

Jack: This place is so gay!

The first person he encountered was pink and CRAZY.

Jack: Where fuck am I? What the fuck are you?

Pink pony: My name is pinkie pie :D

Jack: I don't care! What I have to do to find the king of this place?

Pinkie Pie: It's a princess, and her name is Princess Celestia.

Jack: Seriously? And how I can talk with her?

Pinkie Pie: You can't, first you have to meet everyone here! :D

Jack: Oh shit, okay then let's go...

They started walking inside the ville, and the second person jack meet was blue, it has a wing, and rainbows in the tails and hair.

Blue pony with rainbows: Hello, my name is Rainbow Dash

Jack: Whatever, where are the other ponies?

Rainbow Dash: Hey! Who you think you are? I am the best pony here nevermind the others...

Jack: Yea? Really? Why you are the best? Because you have these crappy wings?

Silence...

Pinkie Pie: Ehhm, let's make a party? I'll call everyone in Pony Ville!!!!!

Jack: Damn, I'm a dragon killer, an warrior and I have to get in a party with shit ponies?

Hey! A strange voice from the back

It's me, Applejack!

Jack: More assholes?

Rainbow Dash: The only asshole here is you!

Jack: Do you want to die?

Pinkie Pie: GIRLS, can't we just stop fighting and make a damn party?

Rainbow Dash: Okay, let's go then...
Applejack: A party?  Yay,  Can I join?
Pinkie Pie: Of course you can!
Jack: Can we just go to that shit, I don't have the whole day...

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Introducing myself:
  Hello everyone, my name is AyMoN Arothis, and I'll post a lot of parodies from the cartoon My Little Pony


First of all: Sorry if I'm not good at english, I'm brazilian actually, and I didn't make the characters, they are all part from My Little Pony cartoon. Except jack, he is created be me, that's why the histories are funny.


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