Part Five

What's up my subscribers? I don't even care.
Let's just make part five cause I don't want to waste my time.
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At the last episode of My little Noobs, Jack as been transformed into a pony and now

it's called Flaming Jack, his cutie mark it's a flame ball, do you know what that means?

Me neither bitch.

At twilight sparkle house:

Twilight Sparkle: Spike, Flaming jack is loving to be a pony, but I forgot one thing, the potion, IT'S NOT PERMANENT!

Spike: Oh yes, that's truth.

Twilight Sparkle: Spike! If Jack discovers that he will be extremely sad, we have to do something!

Spike: Just make a potion to make the other potion permanent...

Twilight Sparkle: It's not that easy Spike, if we put two potions in a person at the same time, he can just stop being a pony and stop being human too, he can just turn into a dragon or maybe a rat!

Spike: Holy guacamole! It would be awesome jack being a DRAGON!

Twilight Sparkle: What if he just get transformed into a rat by accident? It would be my fault spike...

Spike: Yeah that's truth.

Twilight Sparkle: These days I didn't send any letter to Princess Celestia, I must do...

Well, maybe I learn something today!

Spike: You learned a lot of things, you just didn't make the letters.

Twilight Sparkle: Maybe you're right...

Applejack: Twilight! Hey twilight!

Twilight Sparkle: Come in Applejack

Applejack: Twilight, flaming jack is burning my damn apples, say to that idiot to stop or I'll kick his ass!

Twilight Sparkle: Calm down applejack!

Spike: Why hell is jack burning your apples, Applejack?

Applejack: Well, I actually don't know...

Spike: Guess we will have to go check it, wanna go twilight?

Twilight Sparkle: Wait, applejack, I have to tell you, the potion I used to jack become a pony... well, it's not permanent, he will became human again, maybe today.

Applejack: WHAT!? He will get very sad if that happens... Is there any way to make his pony life permanent?

Spike: It would be better to tell him the truth... In my opinion.

Applejack: I agree spike, twilight, let's tell him the truth, please, to avoid problems.

Twilight Sparkle: Ok, let's do it...

Applejack: Ok, Let's go, just follow me.

So they did.

Applejack: Flaming jack, what the fuck are you doing, stop burning my apples you idiot!

Flaming Jack: Burning apples? I'm trying to make hot apples because I'm hungry!

Applejack: Looks like you failed like 80 times...

Flaming Jack: Ok, maybe I suck at cooking but... That doesn't matter... Well, sorry for burning your apples, 
heh.

Applejack: No problem... 

Twilight Sparkle: Ehnn.. Jack.. I have to tell you one thing.

Flaming Jack: Sure, say it.

Twilight Sparkle: Ehnn..ehn...

Spike: You will be human again jack, because twilight potion it's not permanent.

Flaming Jack: WHAT!? NO NO NO NO NO NO , or maybe... YES YES YES or..

OMG, I LIKE TO BE A PONY BUT I HAVE A CHANCE TO BE HUMAN AGAIN, OMG I DON'T KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO CHOOSE, HELP ME TWILIGHT!

Twilight Sparkle: Wait, I have a idea, it's very simple. When you become human again, I'll make the potion to make you a pony, but I'll use the permanent one, see? Very easy!

Flaming Jack: Can't you just use a magic spell?

Twilight Sparkle: I don't know how to make you a pony for permanent with spells, sorry.

Flaming Jack: Okay, let's wait and see what will happen.

Spike: Jack, you said you're hungry?

Flaming Jack: Yeah, why?

Spike: Twilight have a potion of pizza making, very strange but it works, I think...

Flaming Jack: Aw Yeah, I love pizza!

Applejack: Problem if I get a slice?

Spike: Of course not, applejack.

Twilight Sparkle: I'll try to make the potion

After 2 hours, finally twilight did the potion, and they make a pizza that looks like this:

Twilight's pizza

Applejack: I am not going to eat that thing.

Twilight Sparkle: Well, sorry guys, I really suck at pizza potion making... but we can eat another things, applejack, do you have that delicious apple pie?

Applejack: I can make one right now!

Twilight Sparkle: Okay thanks!

Flaming Jack: So, when will I get transformed into human again Twilight?

Twilight Sparkle: Actually, I don't know, jack.

Flaming Jack: Why you don't call me Flaming jack instead of jack?

Twilight Sparkle: Why you don't call me Twilight Sparkle instead of Twilight?

Flaming Jack: You're right...

Spike: Damn, I'm hungry...

Twilight Sparkle: Just be patient spike, applejack is making apple pies for us.

Spike: I know, but I'm veeeeery hungry, you know it?

Flaming Jack: I'm sexy and I know it! 

Spike: Dafuq?

Twilight Sparkle: Lawl!

Applejack: There is, four apple pies!

Twilight Sparkle: Thanks applejack!

Spike: OMG gimme that, MY PRECIOUS!

 (Applejack's face to spike)

Flaming Jack: Thanks applejack, it's delicious!

Applejack: No problem guys, I'll always do my best.

Flaming Jack: I'm just scared of being transformed in a human again, and can't never come back.

Applejack: Don't worry jack, twilight will help you.

Spike: Yea, twilight is the smartest pony ever!

Twilight Sparkle: (Shame face)

Flaming Jack: Thanks everyone for helping... Never been so happy before, pony ville is the best place in the world!

Everyone: ^^

Flaming Jack: Twilight, I think there's a bad thing in your idea...

Twilight Sparkle: What's wrong Jack?

Flaming Jack: If I became human and then drink another potion to get transformed into a pony you don't think I'll lose my cutie mark and all the skills?

Twilight Sparkle: ..

Applejack: Oh no...

Spike:I Think he is right... and that's bad...

Stop! To be continued :)

Part four

I used my keyboard for that

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In the last episode of My little noobs, Jack, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash kicked a dragon's ass. No one knows why a dragon come to Pony Ville, but Jack thinks was his fault.


Twilight Sparkle: Spike, what you think about making a potion to transform jack in a pony too? (Funny face)
Spike: Hahaha, it would be nice, but temporary, I don't think he will like too much...
Twilight Sparkle: Who cares?
Spike: What you said..? Jack is a nice person you can't transform him in a thing he don't want to be!
Twilight Sparkle: Hey! Ponies are not things, are beautiful and radiant animals with..
Spike: Ok stop, I know they are beautiful and all this shit but you can't do that with jack!
Twilight Sparkle: Fine!, I'll make a temporary potion then...
Twilight Sparkle: But I don't think it will work!
Spike: It have to work! You can't transform jack in a pony for ever!
Twilight Sparkle: Shhh! No one can hear that spike!
Spike: Woops, sorry.
Twilight Sparkle: Ok, give me the potions book.
*Spike search for the book and finds it
Spike: There is
Twilight Sparkle: Good, now let me see...
Twilight Sparkle: Bigger dick potion, nah *turns to another page
Twilight Sparkle: Health potion, nah *turns to another page
Twilight Sparkle: Pizza making potion, what the fuck is that? *turns to another page
Twilight Sparkle: Dragon killing potion, nah *turns to another page
Twilight Sparkle: THERE IS, Transforming potion! All I need is:
Twilight Sparkle: bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla...
Spike: Save the pizza making page, I'll try to make one later hehe'
Michael Jackson: Wooow I want one piece of pizza guys
Twilight Sparkle: Ok, let's make this shit now...
Spike: Now??? But I'm hungry!
Twilight Sparkle: Ok go eat then fucking piece of shit loser gay noob.
       Humilhation sound*
Spike: More respect twilight! You are learning too many bad things from Jack
Twilight Sparkle: Shut up.
       Humilhation sound*
And after 2 hours they made the fucking potion, it's time to transform jack into a crap pony! But where he is?
Twilight Sparkle: Spike, can you search for jack and make he drink this goddamn potion?
Spike: Sure.
So spike searched for Jack for 1 fucking hour! Ok he eated something for 59 minutes then he started searching for Jack.
Spike: Hey asshole, twilight send this drink for you, said it can make you stronger so you can beat more dragons and all this stuff.
Jack: For free?
Spike: Yep.
Jack: Ok gimme that shit then.
Spike: There is, drink it fast I have a pizza to make.
Jack: *Drink the potion
Jack: Pizza? How will you make it?
Spike: Pizza potion!
Jack: Awesome!
Spike: Ok cya.
Jack: Wait, how many time I have to wait for the effect?
Spike: I don't know, twilight is a bitch and didn't said anything about the effect time.
Jack: Fuck.. ok hope it come fast.
Spike: Cya
Jack: Cya bro
So jack waited only 30 minutes for the effect, he didn't notice he was a pony already.
PonyJack: Hey rainbow dash, sup?
Rainbow Dash: Who fuck are you?
PonyJack: Kidding? It's me Jack.
Rainbow Dash: Jack isn't a pony.
PonyJack: But I'm not a... *Looks at himself
PonyJack: OMFG WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? HELP ME RAINBOW DASH
Rainbow Dash: Dude, you have problems!
PonyJack: IT'S ME JACK I THINK I GOT TRANSFORMED TO A PONY!
Rainbow Dash: ...
PonyJack: *Run to everywhere like a idiot.
PonyJack: Trips and fall in Twilight Sparkle front.
Twilight Sparkle: You look very adorable Jack heheheh'
PonyJack: What the fuck is happening?
Twilight Sparkle: Well, you are black with fire tails and..
PonyJack: Ok goddamn I know that but WHY I LOOK LIKE THAT?
Twilight Sparkle: Probably you drink some potion that makes you look like that.. and you are actually very beautiful and badass hehe'
PonyJack: Oh thanks for OH COME ON I HATE TO BE A PONY
Twilight Sparkle: I'll make a new name for you, what about Flaming Jack?
Flaming Jack: Oh I like the name and.. WTF AM I SAYING?
Twilight Sparkle: Jack, accept it, you have to be a pony.
Flaming Jack: My God I was a human for 34 years and now I became another race? WHY!
Twilight Sparkle: It will be nice, I promise, come here I'll show you to the girls!
*Throws a flaming ball to the sky and it explodes making a red circle.
Twilight Sparkle: Oh shit, what was that????
Flaming Jack: Wow, that was AWESOME, I think I have fire skills, that's why I'm red and have this.. thing in my ass
*Check his ass
Twilight Sparkle: That's your cutie mark, it's a.. flame ball.
Flaming Jack: Haha, You're right twilight, I think I'll like to be a pony!
Twilight Sparkle: But becareful your skill can..
Flaming Jack: *Goes away
Twilight Sparkle: do bad things... *Speaks to no one.


To
Be
Continued
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What will happen in the next episode? I don't give a fuck.
Let's wait to know!


Flaming jack: Throws a flame ball in the sky:
       

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